A while back I was surprised by a close SL friend of mine who teleported me to a party where she turned out to have gone all... green... I'm not sure what sort of species she was meant to be but after the cloud before me disappeared, a gorgeous lady with green skin rezzed right before my surprised eyes. We got talking about her green skin and she noted how it was interesting to see how differently people (and more specifically men) reacted to her when she was walking around as the kermit's sensual sister. I told her I do know what its like to walk around green because I actually have a Shrek avatar and what amazed me the most were the comments from several ladies I got in my IM about the giant green dick that comes the the adult version of that avatar (yeah..
it's not easy being green).
We talked about this for a while and eventually (like most of my conversations in SL) the conversation came to sex, more specifically in this case on how (un)important the avi's where when having SLex. Now there's a lot of talk about SLex. How it can be
pathetic due to misaligned equipment, weird visuals or non-imaginative partners. How it can be
great fun and a good laugh due to better "equipment", funny gadgets or just fun people you meet on here. And of course how it can actually be hot, arousing and steamy because of nice supporting visuals but more importantly a partner (or partners) with a perverted imagination that also know how to type out an immersive experience.
She then said that it really doesn't matter what the avi looked like as long as the mind behind it can turn you on. Whether you look like an elf, merfolk, minotaur or black panther... a good SLex partner can just turn you on no matter what avi. Of course I agreed with her but was triggered in a weird way by her mentioning the panther. Maybe I am not that imaginative SLex partner that is required but I really doubted how being a black panther could help having hot SLex so I dropped a line in her IM box: "wtf? a black panther? how the hell is that gonna help cybering?". Only seconds later some very hot emotes describing an encounter between a very sexy and sensual hot blond and a black panther appeared on screen. I was stunned and admittedly slightly aroused, but also inspired to create the picture below (click to enlarge).
Of course I couldnt resist turning it into a perfume advert. For those who have seen
"The anchorman" this might be just be the scent we men have been searching for all this time... I mean... just look at that gorgeous lady...
Then one of the events got our full attention "Wanna be a porn star? Wanna try to be filmed? " she read out loud . A casting? For a Second Life porn movie? And I thought SL couldn't surprise me anymore... it sounded so ridiculous we knew we had to check that one. Lets go and see if we can be the next Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson (if you dont know them, or want to pretend not to know them just google those names). 
The docter scene was finally finished and the director came to us patiently waiting and aspiring new actors. I decided this was gonna be my chance if there ever was one and started to convince him and his girlfriend of the artistic value, the intellectual possibilities and the cinematic challenges of having me in a scene with Aurelia and Chloe. Ofcourse my knowledgeable elucidation easily impressed him and the ladies. To not distract the future viewers of this masterpiece (which most probably will be looked back on as a historic turning point in SL porn) we decided on the simple bedroom set.
We were assured our avatar names wouldn't appear in the end result - which was kinda disappointing because that meant I couldnt be headlining with my very cool porn name either. And yes, we were welcome to emote! (altho I couldnt imagine what purpose that would serve). Then Aurelia dropped her clothes faster then I could say "cum", except for her shoes (she seems to have some perverted issues with that). Still feeling a bit awkward myself I took of the two pairs of jeans and one pair of leather pants that I was somehow wearing (new viewer for the win!) and after Aurelia IM'd me to let me know "your pixel dick needs to be higher!" / "he can correct that in the cutting room right?" things really heated up. The impressive ease with which I handled these two gorgeous ladies no doubt encouraged the moaning production assistant to bring in another sexy woman. I figured this was not bad for a first appearance and made a mental note to later remind the director that I wanted my and Aurelia's name on the filmposter at least as big as the movietitle.
After changing positions a few times, some sudden afk's and brb's from the director (where did that moaning sound come from?), some ad-hoc redesigning the set ("can't get bed-menu with that spotlight shining there"), some very hot classic scenes (e.g. "my cock is punching through your neck" and "what is your head doing way up in my ass") and more then a few moneyshots (omg.. I am a monster) the director decided he had enough footage to wank.. euh.. work on and wrapped up.
I honestly dont think I have ever laughed so much before in Second Life - if you have a chance to participate in a casting like this you really really should. Create an alt if you have to - I can honestly hard-felt.. euh.. heart-felt recommend doing this at least once - it really was a lot of fun. The director and his hot girlfriend from the production company were great people and we truly had a laugh. Oh right... almost forgot the best part - we were each(!) paid 200L$ for our effort... I wonder when we will receive our contracts for the next movie *winks*
